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Tribe Choices: The Search For An Offensive Coordinator

In Football, William & Mary on February 25, 2013 at 4:35 pm

It’s almost March, and the William and Mary Tribe is still without an offensive coordinator. What’s causing the delay? The answer might surprise you.

The search for the College of William and Mary’s new offensive coordinator is taking longer than expected. CDH has learned that the delay is due to the rigorous multiple choice exam head coach Jimmye Laycock is putting candidates through. Luckily, we have obtained a copy of this questionnaire. Do you have what it takes to be William and Mary’s next offensive coordinator? Answer these questions and find out.

1. If hired, you will spend most of your time:

a) Recruiting Tidewater Virginia.

b) Explaining the appeal of colonial re-enactors to indifferent recruits.

c) Finding out which sorority girls are especially full of “Tribe Pride.”

d) At Paul’s. Read the rest of this entry »

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Big Trouble Right Here in River City

In Football on February 16, 2013 at 4:41 pm

The St. Louis Rams want a new stadium. Here’s why St. Louis shouldn’t pay for it.

There’s a quote from the film Gladiator that says, “The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate, it’s the sand of the Colosseum.” It conjures images of grand architecture, exciting battles and the splendor of one of the world’s great cities. Now, try and substitute “St. Louis” for Rome and “Edward Jones Dome” for Colosseum. The picture changes: bland architecture, bad football and an unappealing airport connection. Doesn’t really have the same impact, does it?

Most people would agree that the Edward Jones Dome, home of the Super Bowl XXXIV Champion St. Louis Rams,[1] needs to be renovated, and it’s not hard to see why. The sightlines are terrible, the seats are cramped, the scoreboard is tiny, the sound system vacillates between inaudible and jumbo jet exhaust, and the ambient light is practically non-existent. The Edward Jones Dome is like the cave you visited that one time as an elementary schooler, except there’s beer and you paid $200 to get in. Unfortunately for the denizens of St. Louis, they might be on the hook for a lot more than a new scoreboard. Read the rest of this entry »

Super Bowl Recovery

In Football on February 7, 2013 at 6:03 pm

CDH’s Sam Sutton’s San Francisco 49ers lost on Sunday, but that doesn’t mean he has to like it.

Dear Jack,

Things got pretty emo on Sunday night.

Not Dashboard Confessional emo, but definitely Neil Young circa “After the Gold Rush” emo. You may not realize this about me, but behind the obnoxious 49er snapback and super sick red Adidas hoodie, there beats the heart of a deeply sensitive young man [VOMIT].

That heart was broken Sunday night. As were the hearts of thousands — nay, millions — of Bay Area sports fans. Our hearts were broken by the cold realization that, although the San Francisco 49ers had a better team on paper, the Baltimore Ravens were in fact the better team on the field [more VOMIT]. Read the rest of this entry »

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